eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

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1 week ago // 307,256 notes

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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1 week ago // 405,717 notes

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

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1 week ago // 436,333 notes

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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1 week ago // 402,614 notes

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

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2 weeks ago // 307,522 notes

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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2 weeks ago // 382,107 notes
whilted:

R U Mine?